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What's Wrong W/ Women
They Have Souls, Too
Fist On Fist
Moderate Decadence
The Premonition
Sweaty Worm
NRB
Shut Up And Drive
Little Sister
241
Lady Killers
Hyde
Dirty Mirror
Judge And Jury
Peaches Easy
Pissed Off
Stagnant Water
Wasted
Johnny
Fun And Fame
The Free Life

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[Live @ DiPiazza]
The Free Life

[The "Peaches" EP]
Peaches Easy
Pissed Off
Stagnant Water
Judge And Jury
Shut Up And Drive

[The "Hyde" EP]
Shut Up And Drive
Hyde
Lady Killers

[etc]
Crackhead Larry

The Songs

What's Wrong With Women

I was walkin down the street one night
When a man pulls over to me
Had his shirt undone in the cold dark night
And said "I wanna get hot, you see"
I looked at him, smiled, said "Sorry, man"
"I ain't goin nowhere with you"
"So you better cool down, change your plans"
"Go find yourself a girl or two"

What's (what's wrong)
Wrong (what's wrong)
What's wrong with women
What's (what's wrong)
Wrong (what's wrong)
What's wrong with women

Lookin for action with all the wrong traction
Out for the other guy
Ain't lookin for love, just a place to shove
Into your fellow man
But what's wrong with women?

Jammin in the club last Saturday
A big dude struts up with a smile
Says "You got what I want in every way"
"Wanna go to my place for a while?"
I turned on the queer, gave him a sneer
I said "Hey, your choice is all wrong"
"Buy a lady a beer, but don't look here
"For a place to stick your schlong!"

Repeat Chorus

What's wrong with the girls
The sweet little girls
I'm just tryin to understand
Why you want a man, man...

Repeat Chorus

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